we have a new manager and today we talked about smoking and watching adventure time like uhm lets be friends?

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via trust)

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via conjurefamiliar)

steveblade:

sad aesthetic is out, bring in overconfidentcore and angerwave

(Source: jacktwists, via -annoying)

chasmchild:

making someone moan is probably the hottest thing ever

(via fidlarad)

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

(via ikilledprincesspeach)


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